emo

here are the MAIN steps to being an emo

be Mad at youself for cutting yourself for being mad at yourself

Always listen to gay annoying music and hang out with chicks and never ever sleep with any of them

Insist on wearing makeup and flipping your neck even though there is so much grease in your died black hair that even wolverine claws would break if they came into contact with it

Never get laid with women and Never ever wear any colors other than black unless its something gay like a scarf or girls belts that are never needed because you tight pants are already cutting of the circulation to you legs.

Emo: my hair wont flip

Wolverine: let me try to cut that gay emo hair bub
Emo: no i cant cut myself without my gay emo hair
Wolverine: what the fuck my unbreakable claws broke because you emotastic hair is to greasy and stiff
Emo: now i will bite your neck and youll turn emo even with your restorative capabilities

Wolverine from the new movie: cool lets go cut ourselves in an emotastic fashion.

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