Dirty chipotle

Sexual act where the man squirts green tobasco on the recipients anus, wraps his erect penis in tin foil then sodomizes the anus.

"I'd like to give her a dirty chipotle until she can't walk straight."

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Indiana Pizza

An epically ball draining, homosexual sex act in which a restaurant owner pulls out from a male anus and stuffs the crust of his pizza with warm jizz. The owner then eats the jizz-stuffed crust. The owner should be a closeted homosexual that hides his homosexuality by being an overt bigot.

Indiana's Governor Mike Pense and the owner of Memories Pizza have allegedly engaged in an indiana pizza.

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