Melissa H

Melissa, Melissa is a very shy being that always feels comfortable in her natural habitat, her room. Listening to bad music all day long a Melissa is basically a scary little pocket gremlin who only has a small group of friends, usually consisting of a couple of sad Emos. No Melissa is very confident but also is always a pleasure to have around if you get close enough to a Melissa. So I do highly advise you to go and make friends with a Melissa, if you like pint sized humans, bad screamo music and awkwardness but now and then a good joke, then a Melissa is PERFECT for your life.

Person 1: “Is that Jake, Amy and Melissa H, listening to screamo in the corner?”

Person 2: “Why yes good sir that is them and I think I see a Lona sitting with them too”

Person 1:” I wish I was friends with a Melissa H”