someone who slaughters a spoken language
Man, did you hear what that dude said? It makes no sense at all. Like all his words are coming from the Urban Dictionary.
He's a real linguistinator!
when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.
can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity
Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.
Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.
What a fuckastrophy
The impressionable individual that has been convinced to give a plumpkin.
Glen: Last night was so crazy, I even got a plumpkin!
Dave: Who was the bumpkin?
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Dude, if she's afraid of getting prgnant you can always cornholicate!
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