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When you've gained a stoned frame of mind in the postcode EH14 (Clovenstone)
I got a couple g of that chem dawg last night bro, I was completely Clovenstoned
When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...
Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
When sexual chemistry is so intense that opposing genitalia are being drawn together like a magnet...
(during doggy style)
"see me and you sweetheart.... its like.... its like we're just... shagnetic.. !!"
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