medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

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sbs

sweaty bum sex

oh i heard you had sbs with your sister mate

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cheche man

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

Johnson is a cheche man

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???????

verb symbol - used when someone is confused.

??????? ... huh?

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crystal palace

In adams opinion the best team in the whole world. But adam is gay and palace are crap.

Palace are crap and adam is gay.

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tubthumping

Tubthumping is going out and singing and having drinks after protesting.

Song by chumbawamba:
I get knocked down, but I get up again...

Tubthumping was something the Irish did when they were revolting against England. The word was made popular recently by the Anarchist band Chumbawamba, with their song by that title.

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burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

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