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Flacid

A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

Ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid

by kingfloppymonster March 18, 2005

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Flacid

An erect penis in this parallel universe

Man tristin looks so flacid right now!

by Popsdude July 24, 2018

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Flacid

When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.

Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!

Phillis: haha bet you won't!

Chip: *whacks her in the face*

Phillis: .....did that really just happen

by traelsldffadlsk January 19, 2012

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Flacid

Gettin' mad soft or limp.

Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"

by Johnny McSteampot March 9, 2008

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Flacid

A drinking game combining flip cup and beer pong that theoretically gets you so wasted that you can't get it up, hence it's name.

It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.

"Dude last night I played 5 games of flacid in a row and I was so messed up I had to have stacy drive my car home"

by bostongirlx02 July 14, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 10, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flacidic

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(

woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*

by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 2, 2009