raspberry ripple

come in a chicks face.... then crack her one in the nose!

Gave than slag a good ripple last night...yeah!

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King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

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Patey

Extremely afraid of public transport (especially buses)

A: Want to walk or take the bus to town?
B: Walk; I am Patey!

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Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

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Syphon

A member of MPC and G-D. One of the üß3r-l33t h4x0r1ng cr3w who rage CS servers near you :) He is also one of the best people on the internet.

*Uni bows to Syphon
UNI You are God!
Tetsuo We worship you!
Syphon Good, good!

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kids in the hall

the reason kids get kicked outta skool cuz its only played at lyke 12 and 1 in the after noon and theyd rather get stoned and laugh than listen to teachers bitch

why didnt you come to skool today jimmy?

mut had sum dank ass weed and kids in the hall were on why do you think?

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Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

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