Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

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mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

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Fat Tire

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

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J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)

It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!

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scup

scup-to be a lying, arrogant or hypocritical jerk.

Steven is a really big scup!!

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hitting on

trying to get someone to like you by flirting with them

dude i think shes hittin on me should i ask her out ?

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K street

A niceer bussness area in DC by the MCI center, but parts of it are ghetto. At night it is where all the prostitutes go. OMG there are some MEATY bitches out there.

You im trying to get a prostitute, lets go to K street.

Damn that prostitute is fucking fat as shit... Yeah thats K srteet hoes for you.

GO to K street next weekend and see for yourself. Anytime from like 12am to 5 am.

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