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noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties
synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll
antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind
COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.
This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.
INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person
ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.
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1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer
"bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!"
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A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.
mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY
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It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.
Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress?
Dude: Great, babe. You look meaty.
Chick: Oh. Thanks, I guess.
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An over-the-top version of the football jock. Acting like a meathead. Doing meathead like activities. Push-up competitions in front of large groups of people. Talking about the weight room and lifting weights at a party. Trying to impress girls and other meatheads with muscles. Loves to fight other meatheads. Moving large heavy objects for show. Generally lack of intelligence but no lack of muscles. Main sport is football and loves the high school glory days.
Stop trying to lift that table, you're being pretty meaty.
Yo, you're pretty meaty today.
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Meaty or Meat is a derivative of 'dead meat' which is used locally in the district of Dundrum, Dublin, Ireland when referring to everything being okilydokily. A Meaty can be an expression of positive feedback on an verb or adverb. Also used for recreational buzz words when chilling out among ones peers
That game of football was Meaty.
that spliff was meaty
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