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The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.
I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
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The act of a woman getting fisted and then using her vagina muscles to tighten her grip on the inserted forearm. Similar to the way a fisherman goes noodling for catfish.
I took my girl noodling for catfish, but when we didn't catch anything I suggested pussy noodling. Man, can she clamp down on my forearm.
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The act of viewing every picture on a girl's Facebook profile the moment the girl accept's the guy's friend request.
Joe completely Facebook Raped Marcy the other day. It happened faster than my first time having sex.
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