Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.

He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis

Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.

The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.