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Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.
"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.
"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"
During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.
"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"
When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"