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Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021


Oficionado

1. A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about marrying two people.

2. An officiator of weddings, especially informally, in wooded areas.

Lynae and Joe picked Kurtis to officiate their wedding. Turns out, Kurtis was quite the oficionado when the time came for his ceremony speech.

by JamesT67K July 3, 2018