Strip Cheese

When you get a lap dance from a haggy, meth-mouthed stripper and as she slowly rubs her floppy pancake tits across your face a smelly, chunky fromunda cheddar mixed with glitter from her tit pit smears on you. This substance is Strip Cheese.

Girlfriend: “The fuck is that stank on yo face nigga!”

Me: “Strip Cheese, baby I’m sorry! I have a problem.”

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