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Knat's Purse

A very tight pussy.

Fuck me, I was banging this bird last night and I'm telling you, she had a minge as tight as a knat's purse. I had to plate her for 20 minutes just to get it in!

by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

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The Plot Losens

This is what happens when the plot gets lost. Generally a term used to describe the state of mind one might find oneself in, having spent too many nights out clubbing in Ibiza with very little if any sleep whatsoever.

What were we talking about again? Hmm, the plot thickens... The plot thickens and the plot losens!

by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

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