Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

Sighthill

A bunch of Bluetooth speaker worshipers who sit in the woods at sighthill singing cascada and superstar over and over again. Like to get fucked up and cut trees down for a laugh with saws. Odd smell of pish around the woods where these creatures have been. Have a weird obsession with pink Pharrell Williams. Can offen be seen recreating colour bomb, even in the snow.

Stranger walks past at sighthill shops

Excuse me can you go in the shop for ehs

Naw pal you look about 12

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