Kate

Men want her and woman want to be her. Actually they want her too. Kate can slam beers, tequila shots and whisky at Specialty then run 10 miles without breaking a sweat, the last 2 running backwards. Barack Obama once left Michelle for her but she rejected him after reverse dunking on his lame ass in a game of 1:1. Don’t challenge Kate on your Apple Watch because she will bury you. Kate is amazing mom. Much better than Angelina Jolie. Kate is such a great driver she prefers to Tokyo drift into a tight spot. Kate designed the Gugenheim Museum. And it didn’t take her that long either. Kate Is gorgeous with long legs and great ass. She’s smartet than Neil Degrassi-Tyson and made him admit it. Kate is a total babe

Women: I can’t go out tonight, what if Kate Is there

Men: No women need to show up tonight except Kate

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