Trump Pump

A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.

VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.

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Putinproved

A fact known to be true because it's been denied by Putin and/or the Kremlin.

Guy1: We know the FSB hacked the elections.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.