crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.

Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.

jägerjamal

Jägerjamal is a person who’s name or nickname is Jamal and is in love with Jägermeister. This person can consume any amount of Jägermeister without hesitation. At every gathering he brings Jäger thus giving him the name.

-Who brought all this Jägermeister?
-Jägerjamal is here.