YEET

That moment when your poop finally comes out your butthole, after pushing it for 20 minutes straight .

" YEET! Damn at last poop, what took you so long?"

"YEET! toilet time!"

"YEET! IT's nearly out!"

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Urbinated

When you bored as Fuck, so you end up writing fucking definitions on urban dictionary for the rest of the day.

"I'm urbinating."

"I urbinated last night."

"I'm bored as fuck, let's urbinate. "

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soul-mate

that one person who you look at , and youre like damnn bitch. i wanna fuck you.

dude?! are you my soul-mate cuz you sure are fuckable.

omg i think i found my soul-mate! i just saw him/her and i wanted to fuck her sooo bad.

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dumbass

A person who is dumb - but also an ass.

"oi what you doing steven?"

*steven who is clearly having sex with the cleaner "What do you think I'm doing dumbass!"

Bashed

When your ex just broke up with you and you are literally about to go and fling yourself out the window.

"Dude, I'm so bashed."

"Bro, I'm bashed for life."

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Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

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