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When a musician gets ripped off.
I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.
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That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.
The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.
"No------ I'm specified."
"I don't want to get spotified."
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To send someone a song, via the music application Spotify.
"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."
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Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.
Yo dude yo momma spotified her panties. Where's my tin foil hat?
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That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.
John: Yo bro do you like Spotify?
Tom: Oh you mean YT music with less steps?
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Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.
John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."
-Plays said music
Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."
They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
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a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium
spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.
me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK