Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.
Person A: You should get Crocs.
Person B: Why? What's so great about them?
Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....
Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!
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To chauffeur someone around, particularly an old lady, so that she can run errands. (Originated from the name of the black man, Hoke, in the movie Driving Miss Daisy.)
Man 1: Hey buddy, you wanna go golfing Saturday?
Man 2: I can't... I gotta hoke my mother to the hairdresser.
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