Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

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Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Mature women, of a certain age

When I see Mutation Mamas, I think of silver-haired wisdom.

Mutation Mamas

(noun) (plural)
Very old ladies.

Notice that all these Mutation Mamas are playing those slot machines?

tsarnaev

"tsarnaev" (noun) is the new term for asylum seeker who lives completely on US Government entitlements. Refugees, tsarnaev of Chechnya, embraced radical Islamic issues and acted out in mass destruction, bombing the Boston Marathon in April 2013.

"The mother tsarnaev is proving on international television to be ungrateful for the entitlements and freedom by stealing $1624 worth of fashions from Lord & Taylor, fleeing back to the old country, then claiming the old country is where tsarnaevs should have lived."

"One tsarnaev drove a vehicle over the other tsarnaev."

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