Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

Olly

One of the best guys out there, so genuine and sweet. Very straightforward but it's good. Don't let them go if you manage to tame one, fuck up once and you've fucked up for life.

olly

"The one that lights the world up"

Patrick

Patrick. Is an all time gamer, loves cats and is unbelievably sweet, he normally has fluffy hair with blue/green eyes and a smile that can light up a whole room.
If you ever manage to befriend a Patrick, don't ever let them get hurt, and don't get on their bad side. If you wanna make them happy then give them a cat.

Person 1: who's that dude with the cat?
Person 2: oh that's patrick

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