Christine

A person who is absolutely the most wonderful thing one's eyes can gaze upon. Yes, better than gold bars, supermodels, scenic spots and tasty food.

Banker: I'll give you gold bars for Christine
J: No Thanks, Christine is way better.

Friend: Yo, have you seen the chick on the cover of latest issue of Glamour?
J: Is it Christine, if not please don't taint my perception of perfection.

*At the Grand Canyon with Christine*
*only takes pictures of Christine*

*At a fine restaurant, food comes*
*Takes a picture of Christine on phone (for fb upload)*

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