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Sick Boy Method

Approach to quitting Heroin as featured on Trainspotting. For this you will need: 1) One room, which you will not leave
2) Soothing music
3) Tomato soup, ten tins of
4) Mushroom soup, eight tins of (for consumption cold)
5) Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of
6) Magnesia, milk of, one bottle
7) Paracetamol
8) Mouthwash
9) Vitamins
10) Mineral water
11) Lucozade
12) Pornography
13) One mattress
14) One bucket for urine
15) One bucket for feces
16) One bucket for vomitus
17) One television
18) One bottle of Valium

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.

by Jardom March 1, 2015

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Remball

A person who does not shower/wash frequently and has gone over a week without washing themselves

Person 1: That guy smells really bad
Person 2: Duh! what can you expect from a Remball

by Jardom April 8, 2010

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Bourbon Faced

A state of being drunk or "shit faced" but on the famous Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Possibly due to the consumption of too many Hand Grenades during Mardi Gras. Derived from the slogan "I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street"

I got Bourbon Faced at Shit Street
Anna got bourbon faced from one Hurricane and a Hand Grenade LOL

by Jardom March 1, 2015


Lip Service

Lip Service was a British television serial drama portraying the lives of a group of lesbians living in Glasgow, Scotland. Recommended for all lesbian drama lovers and L Word Fans.

Butch Lesbian: Did you watch the super bowl?
Another Lesbian: Nah, I was watching Lip Service for the 3rd time

by Jardom March 1, 2015

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Allisons Baby

A deceased neglected baby that comes back to haunt you while you are withdrawing from heroin. From the film Trainspotting.

Don't do heroin, you'll end up seeing Allisons baby when you come out of it.

by Jardom March 1, 2015