Elephant man

The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.

Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.

Chick: Umm sure?

(produces elephant man)

Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?

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a la cushy

An interjection of pleasure at something thats easy to do with great reward, or an easy task.

Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?

Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.

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post fatal depression

The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.

1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.

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grand sham

A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.

Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.

Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.

Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.

Razzed

The state of being seriously intoxicated on any form of substance, generally refering to alchohol.

Example 1:Ive been tooting the rocks (smoking crack) all evening and im one razzed hobo,

Guy1: Hey lets hit the town tonight, get razzed and sleep with a hooker,

Guy2: No thanks, last time i got razzed i woke up beside another bloke.

Guy1: What a player.

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ejaculation chamber

Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.

Victim: Muffled screams.

Rapist: MMMM yeh.

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Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

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