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Peanut

Our lord and saviour

Peanut is our lord and saviour and must be respected

by Uhoh157 January 20, 2019

458πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

A euphemism for the clitoris based on the observation that it resembles a small peanut. When properly stimulated by licking and/or caressing, Peanut likes to peek out from under her hoodie to say hello. It is the only known organ on a female animal that solely exists for pleasure. Peanut is also responsible for releasing lubricant in order to prepare her for vaginal stimulation. When properly stimulated, Peanut is also capable of multiple fuck-tactstic orgasms. These amazing experiences can occur over and over and over without end. O.M.G!

Sidebar: Peanut has recently discovered a secondary erogenous zone. In turn causing a β€œtri-fecta” when the g-spot is activated in tandem with primary and secondary Peanut(s).

β€œLaSarah achieved a trifectic orgasm in response to Jean’s mind blowing tongue talent”

β€œAlthough Sarah knew how to climax in multiple ways, she was enamored when Peanut revealed a second erogenous zone south of the main pleasure area of Peanut.”

β€œDamn Peanut! Your juice tastes amazing!!”

by The Peanut Pro October 30, 2020

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .

Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:

by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011

55πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

48πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

A mentally retarted person.

"I think Snookie might be a peanut."

by elusivite December 8, 2011

75πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

1. a low-branching widely cultivated annual herb from South America, frequently turned into butter and eaten with crushed berry
2. a daily comic strip by Charles M. Schulz
3. an insignificant person
4. a very small amount
5. an illegal drug

1. This freak-ass kid at school can't eat peanuts or he'll DIE
2. Snoopy from Peanuts has no families ties to Snoop Dogg
3. You're such a peanut (b-b-b-BURN)
4. You'll pay me what? Peanuts!
5. Game moves peanuts like an elephant

by Nojoy January 7, 2007

20πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Peanut

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.

"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")

by Peanut October 1, 2004

40πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž