blue hose

It’s the only thing worse than getting blue balled. It’s when you are on the verge of unleashing your menacing cum flow and your partner squeezes your tip with force, blocking your cum from releasing until your cumming sensation subsides. You are then left with a painful and throbbing sensation throughout your whole tip and shaft.

Jared: I’m never hooking up with Jessie again
Zach: Why man? She’s hot!
Jared: Dude...she totally blue hosed me last night and I’m still feeling it.

Zach: That’s pretty shitty. Want some ice?

Bulgarian backwash

When you bust in your partners mouth and she secretly withholds from swallowing then proceeds to kiss you letting your cum seep into your own mouth. This act is perform in either deep hatred or kinky love. Either way it makes for a salty surprise.

My toothless bulgarian hooker surprised me with a good ol’ fashioned Bulgarian backwash the other night. Easiest 5 stars I’ve ever given.

Cleveland Clamps

When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.

Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.