Freudian slip

A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush

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penis identity

The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.

Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.

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Wikiquotient

A Wikiquotient is a measure of your knowledge. It is done by clicking the "random page" button on Wikipedia (counting each click) until you come to a page about a subject that you've actually heard of before. Your Wikiquotient is the number of clicks that this took you. For most accurate results, the test should be repeated several times, with the average of the scores being the Wikiquotient. The lower the score, the more knowledgeable you are!

My Wikiquotient is about 12.6.

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