Albino

WHITE

Guy 6258: hey you know guy 2947 is albino

Guy 3847: what does that mean
Guy 6258: HES WHITE

Sounding

Sounding is the horrible, disgusting and diabolical act of getting a metal rod and shoving it down the urethra of the penis for pleasure.

Now the fact that men find pleasure out of doing this is beyond me ORAL SEX I DIDNT FIND THAT BAD, ANAL WAS A BIT YUCKY BUT FUCKING SHOVING A METAL ROD DOWN YOUR NOB IS NOT IT.

Boy1: you know what sounding is

Boy2: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Boy3: what’s sounding

*proceeds to learn the horrors of sounding*
Boy4: I quite like it

*boy 1, 2 and 3 proceed to verbally abuse boy 4*

The queen

She got a big family so she gets money she doesn’t run shit her and her family are just there and some people treat them like the Kardashian’s

Guy 1: god save the queen
Guy 2: what do you mean she does fuck all

Guy 1: but she sexy

Guy 2: SHES LIKE 95 OR SOME SHIT