fuckel

noun-
1. Something worth so little you don't give a fuck about it.

2.a value less than two shits.

Person 1: Hey I just bought 4000 shares of Worldcom stock.
Person 2: too bad it's worth fuckel.

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bagadouche

A sly or covert way of calling someone a douche bag.

<said in a hastened manner>

Boss: Hey Johnny I'm gonna need those TPS reports tomorrow
Johnny: No problem bagadouche
Boss: huh?
Johnny: nuttin

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double bag

When a woman has such an extreme butter face that two bags are used during intercourse. One over her head, and one over yours just in case hers breaks.

Person 1: OMG you actually slept with that skank?
Person 2: <sigh> yeah, I had to double bag it.

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