giftmas

A whored out commercial holiday, about buying gifts for people and making big corporations happen. Reason leads us to believe some point in time it might have meant something else.

The 25th of December is giftmas day.

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Prudy

Prudy....aghhhh its a penis get it away from me.....to be against things of which are rude.......chaz

"Ewwwwwww thats sick"
"aggghhhhhh i have breasts mingin"
"(two people having sex) mummy what are they doing "having sex dear" oh my gosh how sick"

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chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

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abracadabra

A sex act during which the male is engaged in rear entry; then pretends to ejaculate on female's back by spitting, then as female turns around thinking the sexual act has ceased, the male ejaculates on her face and says, "abracadabra."

I said, "want to see a magic trick?"

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all up on your sac

in your business...nosey...

related to the phrase "get off my nuts"

man, he was all up on my sac about that shit.

dust bunny grimm

Evil little bastards. A cross between "dust bunny" and "gremlin." Characterized by overwhelming heat buildup in electronics, especially at critical time.

Grim ass little bunnies are killin my machine.

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Manchello

Hard nut.....Loves to fight....soft on inside..... works in café.......has custom slippers n things he is godlike

"team manchello for life"
"im manchello dnt you start with me"
"look love i can speak god england you know"

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