markle

A small town in Indiana home to imbreds hillbillies and white trash. A sinkhole for any human with potential, being drug down by the hopeless around him. A town that leaches off of Huntington, Indiana. . . the only town in Indiana more bottom of the earth than Markle.

(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)

Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!

Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!

Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!

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Eckert

The desperate act of a transvestite using shards of glass as "pleasure balls", when there is no dildo around.

That guy over there is Eckerting

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