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V. To assimilate, act or look whiter. Said of person who associate as a dark skinned race but does not appear to be dark skinned.
Now everyone is trying to markle, but there are not enough princes to go around.
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To unjustly complain about how terrible your life is.
I don’t want to pull a total Markle, but this champagne isn’t good enough.
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Noun
1. A whine fest galore for the consequences of your own bad behavior.
2. A middle aged twat who never takes any accountability for their own actions.
1. He bullied his 3-yo niece and then pulling a markle after being disowned by grandma.
2. After getting in, it turns out she can't do her job properly and blame the HR for not checking the truthfulness of her resume. She's a markle.
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A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.
There's something wrong with that girl, I think she markled her pants.
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A common yet versatile way to replace the word lying. Mostly used in the U.K., but now steadily spreading to parts of the US.
- A friend exaggerating to you: “No way, you’re such a markle.”
- Teacher in school: “One more markle about your homework and it will be detention Jimmy.”
- Kids hiding something: “Did your parents find out? Nah I markled them.”
- Criminal Group discussing their day: “I’ve been all over today markling so many pensioners. Such easy targets.”
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Adjective: estranged relatives who come out of the woodwork to exploit your position in life because they are too lazy to make anything out of themselves and feel entitled to glom your success.
“It doesn’t matter if we haven’t spoken in decades, family is family, and furthermore she owes us!”
“Whoa!! She went back to using her maiden name to attach herself to you? Typical Markle move.”.
“Got a huge promotion and on cue my 1/2 siblings I haven’t seen or spoken with in a decade are putting their hands out like a Markle.”
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