Ethan

A fat kent who thrives off eating at burger king all day. Although an ethan consists of a large juicy penis, his inability to shake off his poor eating habits costs him dearly. To put it simply, if an ethan was able to successfully bed a girl then the world is becoming fucked over.

At burger king....
Jace: whos that guy???
(Nom nom nom nom nom nom)
Will: ohhh.. that's an ethan

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