the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO
Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain
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sudden realization that a bitch has enterd your area
also know a your bitch radar
I just got a sudden bitch alert
bitch alert, bitch alert she just entered the room
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when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?
Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
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someone who owns a car that rides extremely low to the ground such as a honda civic. the owners are most likely beaners and those of the asian ethnicity
dude look at that rice grinder its so low to the ground.
that dude is such a rice grinder
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Surfing Myspace to look at another womens myspace pictures and then masturbating to them
Dean: Dude wheres Billy
Jack: he slept in because last night he was up late masturspacing
the act of making masturbation a daily priority
I always leave room for my prioritabation