Megels

The Male version of doing a Kegel exercise where a man flexes the muscles of his penis to strenghten them to ensure he can control and extend his ejaculation time.

Angela was asking me if I was a two pump chump, so I told her "Don't you worry about that baby, I do Megels so I can stop myself from cumming so quickly"

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The Squidward

I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.

She was denying me sex, so after she passed out, I gave her The Squidward

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