Newport

A brand of cigarette that most black people smoke.

Hey Billy wanna go smoke a Marlboro in "Smoker's Alley?" No I wanna go smoke a Newport with Tyrone.

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natthlete

What you need to be to carry two 30-packs of Natty Light back to the party within the next 5 minutes.

Man, Jason sure is an natthlete, he got them 30's of Natty back within 4 minutes!

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pussy

The box I came in, but I wouldn't have unless dad came in there first.

25 years ago my dad banged my mom's pussy.

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