Handparty

The act of masturbation - applies to both the male and female gender. May involve one or several people.

"Dude, last night I totally had a handparty in your sister's room."

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Nab

Function (n.) - Abbreviation meaning "Negligible at Best" (the misuse of the word negligible to mean negligent in this context is deliberate). To be used when someone is being an unfavourable character, doing something unfavourable, or when someTHING is unfavourable.

"My final exams are coming up and I have a shit load to study, it's nab."

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