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Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.
While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.
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The statement posing as a question that nincompoops pose in Q&A segments of live talks.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
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The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
The neurochemical produced in mens' brains when watching a sword fight on HBO's Game of Thrones. Derived from the name of the show's setting, "Westeros" and the hormone "Testosterone". Hence, Westerosterone.
"That fight between The Mountain and Brienne was so intense. Iâm all hopped up on Westerosterone!"
The throbbing plot-boner you get when two or more storylines on HBO's Game of Thrones collide and characters youâve been following for years meet each other for the first time. (Also referred to as a HBO'ner).
Game of Thrones + Throbbing Boner = Throner
âBran just met Khaleesi and commandeered one of her dragons! That gave me such a Throner.â
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When a cartoonist with a sketchbook is sitting two stools down, drawing cartoons of the overheard crap you blurt out after your third cocktail. (Works best with nonsequiturs.)
No worries if you're running late, I'll be at the bar eavesdrawing.