Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

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Motherload

Motherload is one of the best flash games circulating on the Internet. Additionally Motherload is a valid excuse for taking the day off College, School, and Work etc.

Your friend - "Hey due why weren't you in School yesterday?"

You reply "Motherload"

The conversation ends there.

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