Fauxhawk

How douche bags wear their hair so that they can be different just like everyone else. Attempting to mimic the bad-ass'ness of a real Mohawk, douche bags will take their full existing head of hair, and with hair gel, push it all to the center-top of their head and then spike said center-top. Similar to how their mommies used to do to them in the tub when they were toddlers.

I wear a fauxhawk because I want to mask the fact that I don't know who I really am.

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