Turkish Grind

1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.

2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.

Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.

Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.

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Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!

Other Guy: Dude, righteous!

Field-Fucking

The act of getting involved with a particular practice in the environment in which the practice is typically performed.

Harold: So Llyod, I heard that you're going to be filming the football game tonight for your video class!

Llyod: That's right Harold, it should be some mighty-fine field-fucking!

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