Shiloh

Pronounced “Shy-Low.”

1. (verb; to shiloh) When you sit down on a chair and it implodes beneath you like a demolished building.

2. (noun; when someone is a Shiloh) Someone who frequently breaks chairs when sitting upon them.

3. (adjective; shilohproof) A type of well-made or sturdy chair, stool, or couch.

“Man, she just shilohed the shit outta that chair!”

“You’re inviting him over? I hope your dining room chairs are shilohproof; he’s a total shiloh!”

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