A person who replaces breathing with sighs. You can usually find a Rockin Robby using the 1000 mile stare into a campfire. 9 out of 10 times a conversation with a Rockin Robby is about a hotel room. Spotting one of these guys is simple. Jean jackets and khakis are a dead giveaway.
Rockin Robbies lower the vibrations of anyone within 100 feet of them. Approach with caution or simply stay clear of them.
Rockin Robby is in fully sent denial.