Cinco de Drinko

A clever play on "Cinco de Mayo," yet another foreign "holiday" that white folks (particularly teens and those in their early 20s) use as an excuse to drink copious amounts of alcohol (in this case Cuervo and Corona)during daylight hours.

Spencer: Say, what are we doing for Cinco de Mayo?

Ashton: You mean Cinco de Drinko!! We're gonna get gooned on tequila, broseph!!

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