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A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.
Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.
When you clearly don't want to eat her ass. Butt, you don't think you'll find a badder bitch.
Hear about Jeff last night? Rounaking some chick to get brownie points.
Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.
Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.