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Dave Perez, of Perez Perspective, known for holding off on Foley, telling their story and setting up a green screen that could take you to the moon. He left us not too long ago but we hold tight to his memory by only eating unintelligent animals, rating the parking jobs and avoiding carcinogens like pizza and hot coffee.

Should I eat this lamb chop?

No man, DP said he met a lamb once and it was one of the smartest creatures he's ever encountered.

Oh shit! How about turkey?

Turkeys are dumb af. Down the hatch it goes!

by JaxTes April 11, 2019

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